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Certified Brain Rot Tee
R 350.00
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R 350.00
Regular price
The official uniform of people who said “just one more reel” 4 hours ago.
The Certified Brain Rot Tee is built for the chronically online, professionally distracted, and spiritually connected to WiFi. Featuring distressed streetwear graphics, doomscroll-core energy, and side effects approved by absolutely nobody, this shirt is a wearable warning label for modern internet culture.
Perfect for:
• late-night TikTok scholars
• meme economists
• NPCs with aura
• people who use “😭” as punctuation
WARNING: Wearing this shirt may increase unsolicited “yo where’d you get that?” encounters.